Miley Cyrus is lonely after her breakup and is missing her dead Pit bull Mary Jane and has a drunk emotional meltdown on Twitter.
Disney princess turned controversial popstar, Miley Cyrus, may have been quite intoxicated early this morning. It appears as though she is really lonely as she mourns her ‘late and great Mary Jane’.
Miley Cyrus, much to her own doings, has a bit of a turbulent love life. Her on an off relationship with Australia’s Liam Hemsworth (no, not Thor… the other one) ended badly.
Liam blocked Miley on all social media platforms and even refused to talk about her in interviews whereas Miley apparently wasn’t over him. She would continue to write songs about him and bitch about him on podcasts.
Her fans were worried when she started dating another Australian — this time a musician — called Cody Simpson almost immediately after her nasty breakup. It seemed a lot like a rebound, and now in hindsight, it probably was. That relationship has now also ended.
Throughout her two failed relationships Miley Cyrus has always had a furry best friend to turn to; her pit bull rescue Mary Jane.
Miley named her dog after, and according to her, the only other thing that has kept her chill throughout her life… marijuana.
Sadly, Miley will not be spending any more time with Mary Jane — the dog and not the drug (obviously).
Her pit bull passed away before Christmas and early this morning an emotional Miley Cyrus, understandably, had a bit of a lonely meltdown on Twitter. Miley, presumably drunk, tweeted to 46 million followers about how she felt by sharing the lyrics to her song with John Travolta called “I Thought I Lost You.”
“Almost two months ago my best friend a rescued pit mix Mary Jane left this world. I knew she wasn’t gone for good. She had out lived the body she was in but she never said goodbye … with her eyes she whispered ‘See you soon Bestie’. Mary Jane defined loyalty and would never break a promise. I feel her here with me blessing this new member to my family who’s name is “Angel” because she was delivered to me by one… My Mary. It breaks my heart to know Angel was sleeping on concrete in a shelter for 3 months before finally making it home.
“The stigma and stereotype that surrounds pit bulls tears me in two. This breed is incomparably loving. Just like humans nurture often overrides nature. I want to thank #lisachiarelli for her dedication in fighting for the lives of pit bulls & finding me my perfect fit. I am head over heels in love. Not sure I will ever sleep again because I can’t take my eyes off of her! Her halo shines for all to see and I can’t wait to show her off! It’s pretty cool having an Angel on a leash! She is illuminated by the aura of the late and great Mary Jane. Long live love. It never dies.”
The debate whether pit bulls are inherently dangerous dogs is on going as many former owners have reported seeing their dogs maul children and kill other dogs unprovoked. A lot of people blame the owners for not managing the dogs, but these dogs can easily overpower their owners making them even more dangerous.
According to Canine Journal, an organization that compiles and analyses all of the dog bite attacks in the USA where Miley lives, Pit bulls accounted for 284 deaths in those years. This is a staggering 65% of the overall dog related deaths, at 433 Americans killed between 2005 and 2017.
Miley Cyrus’s explicit new record Plastic Hearts is available now. You can listen to it on Spotify, iTunes or YouTube Music.